The singer admires the woman for her unique features but is repelled by her non-conformity. The song satirizes the exaggerated standards of beauty in our society and challenges the norms of gender roles. He demands that she shave it off as it obstructs emergency exits everywhere she goes. However, the singer expresses his disgust for her full beard, compared to that of the former German Minister of Defense Rudolf Scharping.
The singer compliments her diamond-like eyes, Botticelli-like hands, antelope-like legs, kind personality like Miss Elli, and a skin resembling a flamingo.
The lyrics of the song 'Vollbart' by Die Doofen describe a woman with exceptional physical features and personality traits, except for one thing: she has a full beard that is 15 meters long.
